Tuesday, 28 November 2017

Today's recipe: Ryvita and soft cheese

Well, I am pretty sure that Ryvita is probably reasonably healthy...

The problem is what you do with the Ryvita...

I did not really get a body like this by eating healthily, did I?

So here's the recipe (if you can call it that)...

  1. Starts off well...
  2. But then loads of butter...
  3. Ryvita and butter is all very well, but actually, it is quite nice to toast it, so the butter melts in to the Ryvita...
  4. You want it to all soak in nicely...
  5. Then you'll want the marmite, obviously...
  6. On the Ryvita...
  7. And maybe some soft cheese, this is quite nice...
  8. Delicious :-)

9 comments:

  1. The only recipe that abomination is, is a recipe for disaster.

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  2. You had me right up till the Marmite came out :-(

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  3. Please add "restaurant" to the list of businesses you're not planning to start.

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  4. I had no idea I was with a Pro Marmite ISP. Time to shop around ;)

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  5. Ryvita was your first mistake, but not the last by any means. If you want to melt butter into stuff, then start off with crumpets:)

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    1. Well, obviously, but they seem to be able to absorb all the butter you have, if you try. :-)

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  6. I always forget, in the nicest possible way, that you are a slightly odd chap ;)

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