2026-01-24

Time skip

I was pondering...

There is, as I recall, a film that has a guy finds some universal remote that, amongst other things, allows him to skip forward. The moral of the film is he skips over his entire life and regrets it.

But this would, some times, be cool - right? It is 4pm on a Saturday and I am doing nothing special, watching TV (a show I have watched before) and a bit hungry - if only I had a magic button to make it 6pm and I could order Chinese now.

But yes, massively tempting to "skip" more and more, I am sure.

To be fair, if I had a magic button to skip ahead I would want it to not eat from my life time as well, that would be way more sensible.

But we sort of have this - it is sleep - we can skip over 6 to 8 hours of time over night (and use up some of our life).

It is almost a shame we cannot simply choose exact periods that would be handy to skip instead, maybe.

2026-01-19

Special neighbours

The video kind of says it all...

Hi. 
 Yes, I still have this cold. It's come 
 back. Don't ask. 
 But I've had a weird weekend. 
 It started with early hours of Saturday 
 morning where two jobs decided to take 
 concrete slabs off the wall outside my 
 house and dump them on the A40. 
 uh police did attend and the good news 
 is having given them all the CCTV is 
 apparently they actually have suspects 
 which is great. So we'll see how that 
 goes. It's not the first time we've had 
 this before but we suspect it's the same 
 people as before. 
 So that's going to be interesting to see 
 how it pans out. 
 But then later on Saturday we had 
 something a little bit unexpected. 
 A guy walking his dog decides to take 
 the Christmas wreaths off our gate. Now, 
 to be fair, we've been meaning to take 
 them off for a while, but we haven't got 
 around to it. 
 And he dumps them behind the gate, and 
 the result is they get run over. 
 Basically, uh my one of my kids came up 
 to the gate, open the gate, can't see 
 the wreaths because they're right up by 
 the gate. It's under the under their 
 bonnet, and drive over them, smashing 
 blessings. 
 We're kind of hoping we can kind of 
 recover them now. Replace some Bbles, 
 check the lights work and things, but 
 they're probably about 50 quid each. 
 Quite large Christmas wreaths. So, not 
 funny. 
 So, I put a poster up on the gate 
 basically who does this and and a Grinch 
 image and some pictures. 
 Well, guy with his dog comes back. He's 
 obviously not amused. 
 And you know, I was half expecting him 
 to just like rip the poster off as he 
 went past or something like that, but 
 no, you won't believe this. 
 He seems to have planned a midnight 
 raid. Okay, half past midnight. 
 He's got a woolly hat, different coats, 
 hand over his face, and 
 he sort of creeps down Belmont Road, 
 comes around the corner, grabs the 
 posters off the fence, sort of half 
 hides behind a a pole at one point, and 
 then scurryies back up Belmont Road, 
 sort of ducking under the under the 
 wall. And yeah, I 
 it sounds crazy. I have the video. see 
 this. Uh, I think it's fairly sensible 
 because I've, you know, I can't identify 
 who's in the video. I'm not sure anyone 
 else can. That's the whole point of him 
 covering his face. So, I think I'm I'm 
 quite legit in publishing this. 
 So, yeah. Well, 
 I have the weirdest neighbors, but I 
 mean, 10 out of 10 for entertainment. 
 Who'd have expected him to plan a 
 midnight raid to take a poster off my 
 gate? I mean, that's just Well, wow. 
 Wow.

2026-01-13

Amazon trademark issue

I have done another video on this.

It is not the really tedious one hour 45 minute video, or even the heavily edited 28 minute video.

It is the 9 minute summary - enjoy.

This is extracted subtitles, not perfect, but a good start...

Hi. Well, firstly, for those that have 
 been following, my cold has nearly 
 cleared up, but I do apologize that I 
 will almost certainly end up coughing at 
 some point during this. 
 Also, I'm letting you know I'm sparing 
 you from a really tedious video. 
 I had a chat, online chat with Amazon 
 yesterday and I recorded it. I recorded 
 the chat window. I recorded me and audio 
 and so on and put it all together and 
 edited an hour and 45 minutes of online 
 chat down to 28 minutes. That took me a 
 while 
 and then I decided no, that was actually 
 too tedious, too boring. Even though it 
 was meant to sort of highlight how 
 tedious and boring it is dealing with 
 Amazon, I decided no, even that was too 
 tedious. It was mostly me typing and you 
 can see in the chat window and I didn't 
 even narrate what I was typing. So it 
 was interspersed with some rants but 
 that was it. So 
 I've spared you that but I thought I'd 
 do a summary. So 
 I've mentioned the issue with Amazon. 
 It's very straightforward. We've been 
 selling product for years. It's called 
 Facin. It works with Din air 
 controllers. Hence the similar name. 
 And Amazon got a letter from Dacin 
 saying it's bit trademark. Amazon pulled 
 the listing froze 200 stock that we had 
 in Amazon and we've been battling with 
 them for months now. 
 Last month, December the 3rd, 
 went around circles with them. They kept 
 saying, "Well, you need to to appeal." I 
 said, "Well, we've been through the 
 appeal and you just keep asking for more 
 information. There is no resolution. 
 We've given up appealing. The matter's 
 now closed. We're not going to appeal 
 anymore. Send them back." And the 
 comment then was, "Well, we're holding 
 them for 36 days." Now, I did suggest 
 that they pay me rent for that, but they 
 didn't understand that. Holding them for 
 36 days, but after 36 days, you can have 
 them back. And it was very clear on 
 that. 
 So, I got pissed off, 
 but I decided I'll play their game. They 
 clearly said I'll have them back in 36 
 days. 
 It's been about 40 days now. So I 
 chatted with them yesterday and this was 
 the hour and 45 minute chat and it's 
 like speaking to a brick wall. 
 The the person I'm speaking to just 
 doesn't understand the concept. He's 
 saying well you need to appeal. I said 
 tried appealing. We've given up on that. 
 We need to send these documents. But 
 there aren't any documents to send. 
 They're not going to send any documents. 
 Just send them back. 
 At one point he's like well if you send 
 the documents how can we send them back? 
 And he's sort of like put them in a box 
 with our address on them. Put them in 
 the post. It's not complicated. 
 But he just, you know, he's got a mental 
 block with the whole concept that they 
 can send them back. They don't need me 
 to send documents or appeals to send 
 them back. They can do it. It is 
 physically possible for them to do it. 
 But no, it just that didn't that thought 
 didn't enter his head. It was a very 
 frustrating hour and 45 minutes and very 
 boring. As I said, 
 the summary of the call finally came in. 
 Um, and the email came up and said, 
 "Well, you've still got to send some 
 documents in." Basically, they're saying 
 they're going to hold them. In fact, at 
 one point, they even suggested they 
 might destroy them. 
 And to be clear, the whole Amazon 
 process for this is for handling fake 
 merchandise. So, if I was selling 
 trainers that had Mike instead of Nike 
 on them, then I can understand that 
 they're fake products and they want to 
 do something about it and take them off 
 the market. Although, I'm not really 
 sure they should be entitled to destroy 
 them without court order. 
 But this is not what's happening. These 
 are not fake DIN products. DIN don't 
 make development boards. They do make a 
 Wi-Fi adapter, but it doesn't look at 
 anything like this or work in the same 
 way. So, this isn't a fake DIN product 
 with a similar name to Fool People. It's 
 a different product and and their 
 process doesn't really get up to that in 
 the first place. So given that they're 
 basically trying to tackle potentially 
 fake products, their process is wanting 
 documents like the invoice for where I 
 got it, what supplier I got it from. So 
 if I had a supplier that said, "Yes, 
 this is genuine DIN um Wi-Fi 
 controllers, then maybe I'd get 
 somewhere." Or if I had, you know, if I 
 bought them from DIN. The problem is 
 we're not claiming that they're DIN. So 
 we don't have an invoice from a supplier 
 that says that they're genuine DIN. 
 Also, we made them. So, we don't have an 
 invoice for the splat. I mean, I've got 
 an invoice for the bare circuit boards, 
 but that's that's not the final product. 
 And they just argued up for that. Their 
 appeals process seems to lack a couple 
 of obvious steps. One is it's not a 
 breach of trademark. It's not a concept 
 they seem to understand. The other is 
 okay, it's a potential breach of 
 trademark. We're not saying it's breach 
 of trademark. Obviously, we're not 
 conceding that, especially as you might 
 destroy the goods, but it's a potential 
 VA trademark. So, we're prepared to pull 
 the products, withdraw the products from 
 sale, um, get them back, rebrand them, 
 so there's no confusion, there's no 
 there's no ambiguity. And again, that's 
 not an avenue they understand. I had a 
 chat today 
 and actually someone slightly more 
 helpful, although he did admit that 
 often they can't actually do anything to 
 fix problems. He has actually managed to 
 escalate it to a specialist team. 
 And the reason we got somewhere, I 
 think, is because the the summary from 
 previous chat wanted five things from 
 me. And these five things are invoices 
 and receipts, pricing information may be 
 removed, supplier information, name, 
 phone, number, address, and website. 
 Item description and quantities, import 
 or export documents, and documentation 
 showing that your fake products do not 
 infringe on the day trademark. 
 And I was able to basically tackle all 
 five points preemptively in the chat. 
 So when it comes to invoice and 
 receipts, there is no invoice of 
 receipt. We make these. When it comes to 
 supplier information, there is no 
 supplier. We make these. When it comes 
 to item description and quantities, 
 well, you know the item description and 
 how many you have. When it comes to 
 import and export documentations, well, 
 we make these. We didn't import or 
 export them. 
 documentation showing your faking 
 products do not infringe trademark. 
 Well, my answer there is what 
 documentation could we provide that 
 faking does not infringe other than the 
 daking trademark which states the 
 letters D, A, I, K, I, and N and not the 
 letters F I, A, A, I, K, I, and N. So, I 
 preemptively answered all five points. 
 So, that stock answer is not going to 
 work this time. And I actually got 
 through to someone who seemed to grasp 
 that concept. 
 Now obviously 
 I had to explain it's not a fake puppet 
 um and a few other things but basically 
 he's transferred it to a specialized 
 team 
 but the one other thing I have said is 
 if it helps if you choose not to return 
 them then this will result in a county 
 court claim to challenge your actions 
 and policy in front of a judge. This is 
 the course you are taking if you choose 
 not to return them. As you know, there 
 has been no legal decision in a court to 
 declare this product is a beach. 
 And it does not use the actual word day. 
 So, it's not automatically a beach. It 
 needs a legal decision. 
 It could only be decided by a court, not 
 by Amazon. 
 So, that's all been passed through to 
 them. So, we're hoping maybe, just 
 possibly this time, it'll get through to 
 a person who's not completely brain dead 
 and can actually answer it. Otherwise, 
 it will be a county court claim. 
 It may well be that Amazon terms and 
 conditions and policies clearly state 
 they can withhold goods and destroy them 
 at a whim like this. But even if it 
 does, I'd like to see that in front of a 
 judge. A judge may well say that that 
 policy and that contract is not a valid 
 thing. 
 Um, I mean these are quite cheap, but 
 this could be really expensive goods, a 
 lot of stock and purely on the 
 allegation of a trademark infringement. 
 They are holding them and threatening to 
 destroy them without any actual decision 
 or court order. 
 I'd like to see that in front of a 
 county court judge just to see what they 
 say and and it will be worth the I don't 
 know 50 quid or whatever it cost to do 
 that. 
 So, and Amazon probably won't want to 
 sit in a county court and defend their 
 retention or destruction of my property. 
 So, we will see. 
 So, fingers crossed. But yes, this is 
 how impossible Amazon are to deal with 
 on a day-to-day basis. 
 Good luck if you want to deal with 
 Amazon. And sadly, they're in such a 
 monopolistic position that it's hard not 
 to. 
 Thank you.

2026-01-06

Garden LEDs

I installed LEDs in the garden over a year ago, on the fence and over the hot tub. It worked well.

This year things broke, and I have reinstalled, going for 12V working this time, and latest LED strips.

Overall, 12V LEDs can be much better.

2026-01-05

WS2812

I have been using "WS2812" based LEDs for some years - both on PCB using tiny 1x1mm LEDs, and on LED strips, and fairly light chains and so on. These types of LEDs are becoming very popular, with a range of subtle variations (colour order, if RGB or RGBW, and all sorts of other attributes like voltage and backup data lines).

The key feature is they work by a serial data stream that is chained along the LED strip. Each LED eats its data bits and then acts as a passthrough for remaining data until a reset pause, when all LEDs apply the new value to the LED itself. A clever system really.

For use on PCBs, I have already blogged on use of 1.5mm x 1.6mm shallower version of the same Xinglight LEDs that are way nicer in many ways. I can litter a PCB with status LEDs in all sorts of styles, and have done so on various PCB designs, all using a single GPIO pin to drive them.

But even on a board with just one status LED, this still makes a lot of sense using just one GPIO.

This recorder board is a nice example, 7 LEDs on the board. Making rows of LEDs as a level indicator is great.

Drivers

The fun is drivers for this. You need a way to control the LEDs and what they show.

Thankfully Espressif have a driver, a managed component led_strip, which allows you to create a strip with LEDs in a variety of formats, update LED values, and send.

They use the RMT hardware, which is intended for generating pulse streams used for IR remote controls. This makes a lot of sense to generate the exact timing. Here is an example of timing needed for WS2812.

So, pulses 400ns and 850ns, and gaps 850ns and 400ns. Makes sense to use RMT.

But wait, here is another WS2812 data sheet...

This has pulses 400ns and 800ns, and gaps 850ns and 450ns! OK, both say ±150ns, but why different?

A similar chipset SK6812 has these...


This is rather oddly specified as 1.25us total, but pulses of 300ns and 600ns, but gaps of 900ns and 600ns. So very different, and also adding up to 1.2us not 1.25us.

On face value this does not overlap the spec for WS2812 (either one) quite. But close.

The LEDs I am using are Xinglight, and they have a data sheet of...

This is very different, it lists minimum pulses only, of 300ns and 900ns, and gaps 900ns and 300ns, and a longer reset time.

But the part number is XL-1615RGBC-WS2812B includes WS2812B in it, yet this is different to WS2812 timings (either of them). But this overlaps with WS2812, which is good, well sort of, 850ns fails a minimum 900ns, so sort of.

But let's look for the data sheet for that exact part again, and oh, now I see.


What the hell? This is a 1.75us bit timing, and not an overlap with WS2812. Also, note, they have max 0 280ns and min 1 650ns, so what happens between those - there has to be a decision to read as 0 or 1.

But surprise! They all work using the same driver. It really is an appallingly crap set of data sheets.

Using SPI

RMT is great for exact timings, but struggles with the amount of buffer you need (4 bytes per bit) and struggles to cope under heavy load - even when set to use DMA - so when re-flashing the LEDs go disco.

An alternative way to drive these LEDs, which the Espressif driver now handles, is to use the SPI bus, to clock data. This would not handle things like 450ns and 800ns, but can do nice round multiples like 400ns and 800ns pulses and gaps using 3x clock and coding 100 and 110 per bit.

In practice I have made my own SPI drivers now. This is because I want things the Espressif drivers will not do, such as multiple strips on same GPIO but with different RGB order, or RGB and RGBW stacked up. I also want switching one SPI between different GPIOs cleanly with no glitches. The earlier LEDs will quite happily pass on the controls for the later LEDs even if different order and format - clever isn't it.

My code does allow for different chipset timings, with WS2812 being 400/800 and 800/400, SK6812 being 300/900 and 600/600, and Xinglight being 300/900 and 900/300. But I have found with a lot of testing that basically all of these work with various different types of chip. Crazy.

So I have settled on a simpler driver being 300/900 and 900/300 as that seems closest to being in spec for all formats. It makes encoding simple, 4 bits on SPI bus per bit of data on this, so coded as 8 or E per nibble.

I have no clue why so many subtle, but sort of overlapping, and sort of working specifications. What is crazier to me is the exact same chips seem to have multiple data sheets with different specifications.

In practice, it should be simple, a pulse below say 500ns is a 0, and over that is a 1. A gap of under say 50us is a gap to next pulse, and beyond is a reset. There is no need for a ± on any of these, just a clearly defined minimum and maybe a minimum pulse 100ns and recommendation to stay 50ns away from the limits to allow for rise/fall times on real wires.

I have found some cases of differences though. Initially my SPI code switching GPIOs caused a glitch before a gap (reset) then data. This worked on various LEDs, but one WS2811 fairy light strip failed with glitching and corrupted LEDs. I fixed the SPI glitch and it was fine. But it showed a clear distinction in how reset was handled and how a glitch was handled on some chipsets.

2025-12-28

Getting old?

I have done a couple of videos on some history, which may interest some people...

2025-12-23

Christmas hassle

A new rant, again as a video...

It seems Companies House are more of a pain in the arse than I realised. Not just new ID crap on "confirmation statement" but also for anyone that is a PSC and not a director on anything company it is 14 days from start of month of birthday. Worse, it is not a deadline, it is a 14 day window - you cannot confirm ID now, you have to wait for the right moment, FFS. Why?

But also hassle with Wex and Royal Mail and Amazon (again).

Time skip

I was pondering... There is, as I recall, a film that has a guy finds some universal remote that, amongst other things, allows him to skip f...