So, my 16 year old has a birthday party, and is using the conference room in the office for it. She also has the company bouncy castle but it started hailing (no, not raining, hailing FFS, so I imagine that is off)...
That means I am not cool enough to be invited, but the orc is! For The Horde!
Happy Birthday G
P.S. ChoccyWoccyDooDah did OK but not quite what we asked for. Shame about the giraffe.