A&A, as a company has decided to allow staff to have any job title and responsibilities they like for the whole of the 27th March 2011
The staff have to say what they would like and the company will officially state that they have that job title for the day. Being a Sunday not much work will be done for that job for that day we expect.
The director (me) has already bagged "Orc Polisher" so don't try that. You also cannot be director or company secretary, sorry.
Of course the official job title you have for that day is what you legally have to state on the census form.
P.S. It is job title for the week ending 27th March 2011
Nice employer - pick a job title for 27th March
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I want to see Orc Polisher written on your census form, or at least a screenshot if you're doing the online version! Photos or it didn't happen and all that.
I will post a scan of the census form.ReplyDelete
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Are you permitting offensive job titles?ReplyDelete
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