A&A, as a company has decided to allow staff to have any job title and responsibilities they like for the whole of the 27th March 2011
The staff have to say what they would like and the company will officially state that they have that job title for the day. Being a Sunday not much work will be done for that job for that day we expect.
The director (me) has already bagged "Orc Polisher" so don't try that. You also cannot be director or company secretary, sorry.
Of course the official job title you have for that day is what you legally have to state on the census form.
P.S. It is job title for the week ending 27th March 2011