You could get a whole series of jokes along those lines such as a sticker on your coat saying :-'I am a drian cover'I have a colleague at work whose surname is Tart. I feel worse for his wife 'Jan' though...
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Grate!(I'll get my coat...)
I am frequently embarrassed by typoing my own name as Christina.
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